Me, contemplating the inherent unsexiness of rubber boots. So Wednesday, I was at Target, wearing this outfit, buying apples in the produce section, when I see this guy staring at me. ??? I think:
1. Oh Jesus, I tucked my skirt into my tights and everyone at Target has been staring at my panties and laughing at me for the last hour. [Do skirt check.] No, I'm good...
2. Heyyyy, maybe he's checking me out! That never happens, and he's sort of cute...3. Oh, wait, he's just looking at my stupid rubber boots. I guess my marriage is safe afterall.
Not stupid! So damn cute!
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