Gift Registry

I was just reading someone's blog, and half the things she was wearing were gifts from sponsors. Which got me thinking I would like some gifts too. If someone out there wants to give ME something, I could use a leopard print umbrella. It's raining, and though I have one, very old, very ugly, brown umbrella, I can't find it. In return for purchasing me this umbrella, I will tell everyone who comments on it "[your name] gave it to me!"